
Okay, not really. The first hour was great. Frassy darting here and there between animals, marvelling at the humanoid qualities of the orangutan, and then it was over. The heat and humidity quickly melted my charming, exuberant Frass into a puddle of angst and pitiful whining.
"I NOOO get in the stroller!!!"
"GJ carry me!!!"
"Papi, Papi! Up! Pleeeeeeaaaseeee!"
Oy.
My only moment of peace came after I had to *gasp* spank her to get her into the stroller and Mom and Dad wheeled her off to find some "gi-rabbes" as my "F's are B's" Frassy says. Aunt Ann and I snuck off the other direction to check out the Meerkat colony-Aunt Ann's favorite animal ever. Though our visit with the little rodents lasted about 90 seconds, it was quite the relief to have a moment away from the Frassy I had just demoralized.
The giraffe stick-horse and a tube of tiny resin zoo animals from the money pit, um, I mean gift shop at the exit quickly cured all ills. Frassy proudly held her tube and watched Mary Poppins (a new fave) all the way back to Lexington.
Everyone else slept.
(For a far more philosophical glance at our day at the zoo, whip over to Aunt Ann's blog at www.annbransom.blogspot.com )
